I kissed a condom because i have AMAZING bOObs. Strange

Linda tagged me. hehe

The rules :

1) Do this survey/tagged that u got from your friend.
2) Put the combination of your details in the survey to be your tittle.
3) Tagged some friends in the end of the survey and link to their page.



Pick The Month You Were Born In:

1 (jan) i slept with
2 (Feb) - i robbed
3 (Mar)- i ran naked with
4 (Apr) - I shot
5 (May) - I slapped
6 (June) - I hugged
7 (July) - I kissed
8 (Aug) - I smoked with
9 (Sept) - I needed
10 (Oct) - I did
11 (Nov) - I killed
12) (Dec) - I ran shirtless with


Pick the day (number) you were born on:

1 - a rock star
2 - the one i love
3 - a bag of weed
4 - a homeless guy
5 -a hobo
6 -paris hilton
7 - a toothbrush
8 - a whore
9 - a bowl of cereal
10 - a hippo
11 - a hottie
12 - a mop
13-a crack head
14-a ninja
15-my "boo"
16 - a condom
17 - a teletubby
18 - a sexy B0YY
19 - the Kool Aid Man
20 - a snowman
21) - my crush
22 - a spatula
23 - yo momma
24 - Barney the Dinosaur!
25 - the cookie monster
26 - a gangsta
27 - my boyfriend
28 - the trojan man
29 - my ex-​​​boy/​​​gurlfriend
30 - my hoe
31- a mexican


Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:

White - because im sexy like that
Black - because i love weed
Pink - because i still love cheese
Turquoise-​​​because i like to snort cocaine
Brown- because i like shoelaces
Polka Dots - because I am a tranny
Purple - because I'm gay
Grey - because i have AMAZING boobs
Other - because I'm retarded
Green - because that hobo stole my taco
Orange - because i am a mental retard
Red- because I am crazy like that
Blue -because im good in bed
Tye dye- because Im a fucking scuba diver
Graphic- because the gummy bears raped me




I'm blurr. Haha

I don't know what to title.

Rules to the tag:

1) List these rules on your blog
2) Share 7 facts about yourself on your blog
3) Tell 6 unspectacular quirks of yours
4) Tag some friends at the end of your blog post by leaving their names as well as links to their blogs


Seven facts about me:

1) Aku hitam. So what?

2) I play guitar tapi still amatur.

3) My curly hair is original. Tanak pecaya sudah. Go fuck your granny.

4) Aku seorang yang messy and lazy.

5) Aku sayang kawan2 aku. Sangat.
You mess with them, that means you are messing with me.
6) Aku tade muscle. Tahi betul.

7) I fart at all times. Hehe. And they usually, damn nasty. X)


Six unspectacular quirks(aku sebenarnye xberapa sure what the quest means but wtv la kn. haha):

1) Aku susah betul nak study unless kawan2 aku ada kat sebelah aku and teman aku. Serious.

2) Kemas rumah? Harapan je la. Once in a lifetime la. haha

3) Am a fat human. Meet me in person, then you'll know.

4) I usually bathe for only once a day, but once i started to bathe, it's hard for me to stop. Strange

5) Blur, always.

6) Lastly, i don't give a damn to strangers unless they're pretty. hehe

Excited.

I'm gonna write in BM and BI because i'm not good in writing full english. Poyo je lebih.
Aku poyo gila ni sbb aku tgh discover blog ni lg. So lend me a hand would ya? Haha. Bongok.
Excited gila aku sebab baru buat blog. Hehe. I'm totally going to write rubbish, seriously.
Don't bother about my opening blog. I'm new. Nanti lama2 aku pandai lah.
Haha.

On your mart.., get set.., FUCK HIM!!!

Hey. I'm new. So guide me. X).


P/s; Seriously, i'm not good in writing.


that's it. bubbye. heee